"PERFECT MOM" - Original Airdate: November 22, 1990
"Delusions of glamour" overcome Brenda when she meets Kelly's beautiful mother Jackie, a former model. Jackie's also a recovering addict and, when she falls off the wagon, her dark side comes back for all to see.
JACKIE TAYLOR DOES COKE IN THIS EPISODE. That is all.
- West Bev has an "annual fashion show for charity??"
- WHY ARE THEY FRIENDS WITH ANDREA?! Moment #1. She's OBVIOUSLY anti-fashion show. Brandon sticks it to her when he says she should write the article. She takes him into her "office" to give him a talking-to. Right. Her mom can't do the fashion show because she lives in the dark streets of Van Nuys and not Beverly Hills.
- David's obsessed with Kelly! He's making a video diary thing of her. This is...so Saved by the Bell.
- Who brings their new clothes to school on the hangers to show people?
- David's camera is the eyes and ears of West Beverly High. David's gonna try to sneak into the fashion show model dressing room, and he thinks Kelly will "get off on it."
- Jackie's hot and hip in her fringed string bikini.
- Jackie's uber-hot. And drinking again. Uh-oh...
- Kelly's influencing Brenda - now Brenda wants microwaved popcorn for dinner!
- OMG Cindy Walsh FLIPS HER SHIT when she finds out that Jackie Taylor doesn't cook!
- Jackie comes smashing in at the crack of dawn looking like a used whore because Don broke up with her.
- Jackie is a heeeeinous bitch to Kelly. Message: alcohol and drug abuse makes you an evil whore.
- Brenda is crazy! She keeps bragging about Jackie Taylor to her mom and then goes apeshit on Cindy for being June Cleaver.
- Andrea is trying to look pretty by brushing her hair into a frizzy mess. Of course Brandon thinks it looks good.
- Brenda thinks Kelly's life is perfect. Brenda is wearing some very unflattering jeans.
- Cindy freaks when she finds out about Kelly's nose job.
- And Kelly freaks when she finds out Andrea is coming to dinner.
- Oooooh, Brenda didn't tell Cindy about the mother-daughter fashion show. Cindy runs off to cry.
- Brenda, OMG, I love her. Cindy: I may be more down-to-earth than some of these other mothers in this town, but trust me, Brenda, that's not such a bad thing to be. Brenda: Or something to be proud of.
- Jackie's passed out from Stolichnaya.
- Here it is, Jackie whips out the vial and mirror and razor to do coke. She just needs a jump start.
- Ahhhh Donna's mom is some weird harsh-looking woman.
- Jackie is wearing a horrific First Lady-looking gown.
- Andrea, as usual, is a freak.
- This looks like it was filmed on videotape.
- Jackie and Kelly are here, Jackie's in the bathroom doing coke and Cindy walks in on her.
- Donna's mother looks like a ffffffreeeeeak.
- Brenda can't wait for Cindy to meet Jackie and it's awwwwwk.
- Jackie's losing it on stage as emcee. Kelly's embarrassed.
- Andrea looks like a freak, and Jim and Brandon ooh and aah. WHY ARE THEY FRIENDS WITH ANDREA?!
- Jackie goes on a feminist, angry ex-model rant against men and Los Angeles from the podium.
- Jackie passes out and Kelly runs off and Brenda follows her, exposed for the moron that she is.
- Kelly: You probably think everybody's family is perfect just like yours. Brenda: My family is not perfect. Kelly: Well, at least they're sober.
- Kelly comes back to the comfort of the Walsh house, where Andrea tells Kelly she thinks she's totally amazing because she's not perfect like Andrea and everybody thought she was.
- And now Kelly's telling Andrea she's pretty?! What is this, Saved by the Bell?!
- Jim is playing his keyboards. Hot.
- Jackie comes over to the Walsh's and fights with Kelly. Kelly refuses to go home.
- Kelly goes home late that night and her mom is packing. She's going to rehab. Yay!
- Brandon and Brenda have a heart to heart about Kelly and her mom. We're so blessed...I'm a fool...Mom's always there for us...
- Cindy Walsh tries her best.
- Hmm, Steve was absent from this episode. So was Dylan.
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